The best cup of coffee; By Carl mcIntyre.

So there I was minding my own business, as though anyone would believe I had business to mind. But there I was!

I stood there, genatals gripped tightly, he asked me to let them go and I abliged, of course.

I decided as I stood tall, like a reed in the wind and flapped about listlessly, that I would do something unique. The people around me seemingly confounded as to how I could be so flexible. I flapped my feet upon the pavement to prove it was there, and away I flew.

Running like a raped turtle, I bounded over toy cars and pictures of buildings. My I did feel powerful, but was abruptly halted by the sudden appearance of a nineteen and a half foot tall gorilla, his name was angus and he had a pleaseing smile.

I announced, "Angus! Today they forgot to lock the windows! and I am free to flit about like a fairy hopped up on catnip!"

Angus smiled and said, "How much have you had to drink sir?" I replied with some gental ferver, "We should get together more often, You know, your wife makes a mean bacon and eggs!"

Angus was overjoyed to hear about his wife and took me home to my house in the stars, next to the place that serves those nice Humpback whale ribs and snake eggs.

When I awoke, I felt odd, my wife was crying and angus was having difficulty explaining why I was found in her dress and my daughters pink rubber boots.

But I'll tell you this much, that was still the best cup of coffee I have had in years!